PREPARING
YOUR PINEAPPLE.
Academic malpractice takes a moment.
Academic malpractice takes a moment.
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Unfortunately, you still have to pass them.
Learn algorithms. Memorize patterns.
Abuse spaced repetition. Secure the fucking bag.

Same broken hiring system.
Three levels of personal discomfort.
A gentle introduction to suffering.
Things are getting uncomfortable.
Tell my family I love them.
The fruit is a metaphor. The technical explanations are not.
FIG. 01 — THE DOCTOR IS NOT OKAY.FORMERLY“I founded a YC startup. It failed. Now I have to get a job like some kind of peasant.”
Unfortunately, apparently building an actual company doesn't qualify you to reverse a linked list in under 20 minutes.
So I've created Tizz-maxxer. If I have to shove this pineapple up my ass, I'm taking you people with me.
Dubious credentials.
Excellent pedagogy.
The system is absurd. Learn how it evaluates you, then learn how to beat it.
Knowing how DFS works and writing it under pressure are two different skills. Train both.
Learn the data structures. Recognize the pattern. Then memorize the implementation.
Your brain forgets. Come back, recall, and repeat. Automatic scheduling is on the roadmap.
The Doctor will not be taking questions on this matter.
Two unqualified relatives. One suspiciously specific hiring budget.
We deeply regret that our previous apology required another apology.
Find the longest stretch of originality in a deeply unoriginal feed.
Founder-written field notes, algorithm breakdowns, and videos are on their way. Five actual problems are here right now.
STUDY SOMETHING THAT EXISTSOne founder. A handful of problems. An unreasonable amount of resentment. This is the beginning, not a pretend billion-dollar education company.
GET IN ON THE SUFFERINGPython. Patterns. Explanations. Three levels of LUBE.
Founder-written articles, videos, and new algorithms.
Structured learning, progress, and automated spaced repetition.